Honestly, props to the gym manager for basking taking the middle school rec camp approach and saying, “Either you both stay and let it go, or you both go home.”

Same reason we’re not at Jeff Bezo’s door with pitchforks right now. The rich have taught the vast majority of us to look up to and admire them and not see them as the blood sucking, money hoarding psychopaths they really are.

I was going to say, Canes Sauce is probably too regional but it’s amazing and probably the most necessary.

Griezmann did not dive--he lost his footing and fell and the ref called it because there appeared to be contact from his angle. It was a bad call, but shit happens. 

He hired a fancy sex worker and flew her out. Things got ‘shady’. The end. 

It was a bad gamble by Labatt, though. If you see the other two guys ready to go toe-to-toe like that you gotta figure at least one of them has the aces.

Also known as The Brooke Shields Effect...

Fair point, but you could say the same thing about Pink Floyd’s “In The Flesh”. And Thompson certainly saw shades of all of this in Nixon. People don’t realize how popular Nixon was, even though the whole country knew he was a sniveling little shit. I mean, his approval rating after his second inauguration was 67%.…

Y2J saved us.

If you’re an average, out-of-shape 35-year-old, a world class keeper isn’t going to have to guess where you’re kicking. He’s going to wait for you to kick it and then make the save.

Twist: It was the girl who left the note.

Yeah, that makes no sense.  Leave a note wedged in their front door: “PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE NOTES ON MY CAR TELLING ME WHERE NOT TO PARK ON A PUBLIC STREET.”

I hope you continue to park on the street, even if you break up with the girl.

“Bingo!”

So you’re saying the defense is leakier than a screen door on a submarine

It’s because of Avenatti that you got Giuliani on TV screwing everything up for the president. Honestly, you need a guy who’s willing to play the game the way Trump and Cohen do. As far as I know, Trump hasn’t tweeted much about Avenatti. For a guy who has to weight in on people like Roseanne and Samantha Bee you know…

That victory jog is way too satisfying to watch.

“and it’s 150 per cent that it’s not us”

“He .... has been wearing a soft cast.”

My Dad has spent years arguing that it is 5 games above .500. The fact that he is British should tell you that the true answer is 10 games above .500.