Evangelicals love conflict in Israel because, according to their orthodoxy, war between Israel and the rest of the Middle East comes before the second coming of Christ and, consequently, The Rapture.

I don’t know the stat, but based on the description (and to make a cross-sports analogy) it sounds a lot like BABIP (batting average on balls in play) in baseball. Based on certain specific skillsets it is possible for players or teams to have sustained success at rates above or below the average, but the majority of…

I graduated HS in ‘91. Anyone driving this generation of Camaro was a guaranteed cheesedick.

In the business we call that a botch

One of the things that always annoyed me about Star Wars astromechs is their whistling communications. Again, from a “hey, this was a movie made in 1977" I totally get it, but from an in-universe POV, what is the point of installing a speaker and having it only emit whistling? Which is, apparently, a structured…

It’s best for ZZ to go out on Top.

in post-Soviet Ukraine, NEWS FAKES YOU

Thanks, good background. I was wondering why he would resign now, since the article only mentions old news allegations

While dating my wife, her and her roommates bathrooms were an absolute nightmare. One roommate wouldn’t flush all the time... Once a week I’d open up one of their toilets and see a big old pot of piss, sometimes poops.... one time, there was a used tampon laying on top of the poops; like an injured sailor dying on a…

You sound fun.

The “Alt right doesn’t mean Nazi” crowd that “isn’t racist” that gets offended.

See, I would prefer something a little more ‘highbrow’; Kevin Can Wait for Gal Godot. Kevin sits around his house doing nothing but waiting for Wonder Woman to show up so his life would have meaning, without realizing that it’s up to him to give his life meaning. Leah Remini could tie him up, for laughs.

You shut your lying mouth. Wendy’s Spicy Chicken Sandwich is the best fast food item in existence.

I know you know this, but just want to point out that you’ve given the answer here:

I can only assume the trunk is full of ed hardy t-shirts and vape liquid

I was at a Pearl Jam concert in one of those outdoor pavilion places with seats under a roof, and then a lawn area up on a hill. This venue had just installed regular hard plastic stadium seats on part of the lawn so they weren’t under the roof of the main shed, but you no longer had to sit on grass. So I’m standing…

Honestly, living in Maryland means that is probably not in the top 10 worst things they will see all day.

At least with a bus you can get off at the next stop.

I pray her kid is never constipated.

For the record, Love The One You’re With was a Stephen Stills solo song. Not that any of their side stuff is distinguishable from CSN(Y), much like Infinitis aren’t much different from the Nissans they’re based on, so it’s still an appropriate comment.