If Jay Cutler is calling the shots then he’s likely to end up on a completely different team than the one he’s intending to go to

If they cannot solve this problem, they should turn their leadership positions over to people who can.

Let’s say we tax the rich more - will we demand more accountability/responsibility from the way government bureaucrats spend that extra money? I doubt it.

This is simplistic analysis and is just wrong. Even if the rich are taxed far more, that extra tax revenue will not increase the stagnant wages of the lower- and middle-classes.

I think Marvin Harrison just shot the shit in his free time.

HEEEERE’S AARON!

Being the diaper.

I don’t think you’re alone now

Exactly. And that silly routine ends with picking his ass with each hand. Every point!

I haven’t seen a pissing contest involving somebody with a prosthetic leg this hotly contested since Paul McCartney’s divorce.

...won’t get the clicks.

The only snaps Romo’s worried about are his neck and spine.

Any criminal I’ve known never even wakes up before 11am. They aren’t the get up and go type.

You need to upgrade your potato video recorder

One step closer to a Jets uniform.

He’s tried to make me geaux to rehab
I won’t geaux, geaux, geaux.

How’s he gonna get those bottles open?