Hasn’t learned to swing the racket with the weight of the engagement ring.

And to think the Jetseyest play of the season was the onside touchdown against the Bills. Without Rex.

you have the appropriate response, but there is no pun so it is unappreciated. +2 conversion

There is only one thing I think of when I see Nadal and that is his ritualized OCD. Grabs the shirt corners, touches the nose, strokes the eybrow, then the nose again, then the other eyebrow. He is tortured.

+1 for the actual pissing contest

Maybe I should have spiced it up, but my one experience was a bit of a letdown compared with normal forms of sex.

That’s Deron Williams from 2014.

America’s Buttfumble

+1 for the goat reference

Something something Alice doesn’t live in this car anymore.

NOT MY QUARTERBACK!

I am pretty sure PN is from Massapequa Long Island which has many, many Trump wannabees. Same neighborhood as Seinfeld, the Baldwins, Buttafuco, etc. It is amazing how many caricatures come from a few square blocks. 

Jets fan here. You win today’s contest.

It would only make sense if he was returned to the Browns.

Noted Suzie reference

LOL I get it. Because they have hot daughters too!