JJ Abrams would be an awesome choice to write produce this reboot.

The log lady deserves a spin off

cocaine and hookers on th Canadian border, with psycho truck drivers, rapist football jocks who double as drug mules, and its all topped off by an incestuous schizophrenic accountant. if only there had been a meth cook chemistry teacher! subplots galore and beautiful America small town kink…doesnt get any better…