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STAY IN THE DAMN CAR!

I spent a year backpacking across the African continent and, whenever I could afford it, spent some time in Safari parks. There are a wide variety, but some (like this one it looks like) allow people to drive through, unaccompanied by a ranger or guide, in their own cars.

Unfortunately, human idiocy knows no bounds. When a small 7 year old child got up on the roof with the cameraman we asked our driver to leave, because child = cheetah snack size... and that was not something we wanted to witness.

I went on safari a couple of times in Kenya and it was fucking unbelievable what people did. Get out of the car to take close up pics of Buffalo. Yell at lions. Edge the guide closer to a running herd of elephants. Wanting to pet a hippopotamus and a hyena. Wander along crocodile infested waters casually. Climb mount

Question: In the US, I think this Tiger would be put down immediately. Will China do the same thing? Or is their population more accepting of the “meh, crazy things happen” philosophy.

It’s still an incredibly silly thing to say. If someone makes a new version of something you loved, and it doesn’t hold up for you, and THAT taints your memory of the old thing? Your love of the old thing was pretty shallow in the first place.

That’s still a really, really dumb thing to think, though. If your memories of enjoying the original Ghostbusters movie are altered by a sequel made thirty years later, you are a dumb person and deserve to be made fun of by people you don’t know on the Internet.

How is “I don’t write for Deadspin” not a legitimate answer?

My son had one of those back in 99, he was about 5 at the time. After about a minute of watching him lick that tongue, I paid him $5 to let me throw it away.

You were a kid, and you appreciated Preacher with one portion of your mind that changed in a way that didn’t work the same as you aged.

White feminists are the fucking worst. Like. I can’t even, bae. They need to get woke, like, yesterday, right? On the real. Right? Full on.

Maybe you should Brexit the internet...

Maybe she’s still possessed.

I dunno I think one of the most excellent aspects of this new doc is the fact it isn’t just a parade of people bashing the LAPD and talking about how O.J was basically Satan who opposed the proper way things ought to be. I seriously hate Fuhrman and everything he said disgusted me but he is a good window into the

I imagine it’s also due to not being invited.

Can we knock it off with this “friend zone” crap? If you want to date someone and they don’t want to date you and you don’t want to be their friend then bounce. If you DO want to be their friend then awesome. Friends are rad! Knock off the dating creeper attempts and move on with your life. Women don’t “put” men into

This is a “phenomenon” like Batman v Superman was a “massive success”, Lussier. A documentary about a fan film (and that’s being generous, since being a shot-for-shot remake, it’s nothing more than copyright infringement) playing in 35 art house theaters isn’t a phenomenon. The way you exaggerate shit is downright

How is the Washington Post article addressed to men? What words specifically. Seems like you completely invented that. It is written by a woman and contains interviews and quotes entirely from women so even if it was addressed to men, it was women who were doing that.

The irony.