I’ve only ever heard of “uppity” in the context of “uppity women” — which is sexist, I grant, but not racist.

I think “shoot your wad” is the sexual phrase, not “blow your wad” (which I’ve always understood to refer to a wad of money), but I can see how the two could get entangled.

THEN WHO WAS RADIO?

All white people love toast. You can call it a bagel or English muffin, but that shit is all toast to us, and y’all love it.

I would really like to know how old all of you are who are coming out of the woodwork to say this, because I’ve never heard of this scale where a D is, what, 70–77? When I was in grade school, 90–100 was an A (including plus or minus), 80–89 was a B, and so forth: straightforward increments of 10% at a time. I started…

No, that’s been going on for at least a decade.

Actual hidden-camera footage of Goodman’s last vacation:

Actual photo of @Beth1027:

The only way it makes sense is if they meant Blake Griffin, and an editing mishap occurred.

See the movie version of Mamma Mia.

...at least we hope he’s single.

That’s ridiculous. The one on the left is clearly wearing a tie, while the one on the right has none. Obviously they are two different people.

Hey now, #notallkinjas you know!

They can’t swim, but they can sink.

Why would you even write this? What is wrong with you? Shame!

Thanks. I tried to find out by using an image search once, and, well:

Thank you! (all)

OMG who is that blinking guy? I’ve been trying to find out for so long. He looks really familiar, but the whole gif looks like it came out of the ’70s somehow.

They did in the version I got.... Which is refusing to upload of course.

It has different definitions in different contexts. You’re using one popular definition, but it’s not really the appropriate one to use here. This blog is for airing and sharing the grievances of a group of people who have been getting the short end of the stick on this continent for the best part of four centuries,…