Mark Twain? Ambrose Bierce?

I was actually thinking he did it to himself, until I saw steakhousefunyun’s comment about what the wife does to animals.

Just so you know, I tried to star your comment, but the count appeared to go down. I don’t know what Kinja is up to today.

Chart will DEFINITELY be wrong in my ancestral language (Chinese). Older cousins (i.e. the removed ones) are ALWAYS referred to as Aunt and Uncle because we respect the elder title.

I wish I could even understand what people mean when they make comments like this.

The Green Finger

They were playing along with the joke, until you killed it.

Well, in the interest of thoroughness, there was actually a reason the character mentioned her transition. It wasn’t a particularly good reason, but it was there in the dialogue. She was able to recall the exact kind of underwear the monster was wearing (don’t ask) because she’d recognized it as the same kind she used…

I was just reading something about them the other day, so the name was fresh in my mind. :)

It makes me happy that you quoted the Silmarillion regarding Sauron.

Aren’t the Huorns sort of evil former Ents?

“Armor”

Truly this is a sad, sad day for the sexist film critic community. Such a loss.

Don’t feel bad. I got called a “fuddy-duddy” when I was still in high school. By my sister. And my mother.

Kid of the Spider Woman

We tried to take an unbiased stand. Maybe he’ll talk about something of substance, we thought.

I did too, I scrolled up to the video to see who was wearing them.

I throw myself in front of the trolly, sacrificing my own life but stopping it from hitting any of the others. Can I do that?

Figh-ting crime, trying to save the world, here they come just in time ...