I make regular trips to border towns for work and my MAGA relatives are always highly concerned about my safety while I’m always excited for the awesome tacos and neat architecture of the different towns.

2024 Bingo Card is gonna be lit.

Companies not being fools with their own money...such a concept...I hope it catches on.

“They can sell it for $150,000 to $200,000 so fast....”

My ’90 was totaled in November when an inattentive driver in a Land Rover Discovery made a left turn right in front of me. Loved the car for 14 years and hoped to pass it down to my son eventually. But the car did what it was supposed to do; the airbag fired and the front end crumpled and even though I was shaken and…

Elon is salivating at being able to do this

Are we sure that it was a robot, and not a dancer in a robot outfit?

Thanks to Elon and his robots, millions of Tesla fanbois will finally have girlfriends that don't all live in Canada. 

Musk is just the humanoid face of the mounting robot revolution.

He’s just mad because they spilled the beans about his ambitious plan for man/robot gladiatorial combat for assembly jobs to be broadcast over Skynet, I mean StarLink.

LOL, yup just like anything is a dildo if you try hard enough, anything is fuckable if you try hard enough.

Umm any robot can be a sex robot, stop being so closed minded. 

I don’t know why the two-time Miss Universe pageant winner and inventor of the internal combustion engine would be doing something like this.

1.5 psi difference in the ballast tanks 

Reference to a Rage Against The Machine song about cops.

“HAL! Speed up we’re still on the interstate not the service road.”

I’m not necessarily opposed to this, but I can definitely see potential issues. As an example, my GPS will occasionally think I’m on a service drive next a highway. If I’m going 75 and the GPS suddenly thinks I’m on a road w/a 40mph limit what is the car going to do? 

So, exactly why are you here at Jalopnik?

I shall buy one in grey and name it Ed. Ed-209