Senator Stephen Baldwin’s 5-part Plan

Did his chin-copter malfunction?

THIS JUST IN: Complete lack of human empathy from internet commenter just because they harbor a mild dislike of someone.

Not the celebrity roast I was hoping for.

This sounds like a supervillain origin story.

Keep your chin up, Jay!

Maybe in the future we’ll get a Toyota-badged Boxster.

Having lost a sister to drunk driving, it’s a good thing that I wasn’t near him and didn’t have a baseball bat when he said that. Otherwise, he would be seeing Louisville Slugger in a very large font as it approached his face. 

I’m very sorry, my sympathies. Last month I passed a very bad accident and rubber-knecked a bit. The next week I found out it was one of my great friends, hit head-on by a driver fleeing the police who shot up the wrong direction on a one way HOV lane. It all hurts.

Having been on the wrong end of a drunk driver and lucky enough not to need the ride to the hospital, unlike him, I would like to join you and your side in that conversation!

I knew he was a Republican before even reading the story. If its stupid redneck dumbfuckery? Gotta be a Republican.

Having just lost a friend to a drunk driver last night, I would very much like to tell Mr McKay that he can go to hell

Any Sharpie or HI-LITER special editions? At least the paint colors might be cool.

I’m not seeing a car, either.

It’s green and has a huge engine.

It’s a good car. 

Counterpoint.

“Worst” is objective, so I am going to squeeze this in to “How niche can you get whilst shooting yourself in the foot?”

Rogue One Nissan Rogue

You had to REALLY want this. And, if you did, there was no way to upsell you.
This was awesome for the nine people that wanted
A: New Car
B: Nissan Rogue
C: Star Wars theme
D: A…

I have to disagree with you on this one. The Nautica package was a significant upgrade over the next level down package. The interior was handsome and the seats were very comfortable. The exterior was not so great though. That yellow line looks like urine and white wheels are dumb, especially on a FWD vehicle that…

Ford Mustang II Mach 1.

I’m not really seeing a downside to this one...