The funny part is there was a T-Rex concept back in the 90s. This is it. 

There are dozens of us! DOZENS!

That right there is bullshit. Anyone that drives a manual knows that.

Forgot where I read this: “Would you rather ride to 60 in 5s, or *drive* there in 5.5?"

I buy new cars, and I won’t buy one without a manual.

You know, I was about to say that “I really wish we still had cars like these. And no, the Toyobaru doesn’t count - it’s the replacement for the Celica, maybe. WRX and Mini are really all that is left, and the WRX is 4 door only. MAYBE the Civic SI.”

This. We had a stripped/basic short-bed 74 or 75 Custom Deluxe straight-six with 3 on the column. The truck I learned to drive on. These rusted horribly in short time. There is a reason you don’t see them. Also, the hoods were flimsy and bent in the middle if you didn’t have the springs and hinges perfectly lubed at…

1974 GM —those are authentic FACTORY MISALIGNED.

“Oh-my-God is that shiplap and whitewashed wood accents??”

I know the new hotness is Wrangler-fighter-mobiles, but to me, the Blazer doesn’t really evoke off-road-prowess... it conjures images of Xtreme body-kitted mid-90s SUV things with 4.3L V6es, not rockclimbers.

You prefer to modify your car with taste and restrain. Weirdo? No. Gentleman? Yes.

I hear that Dave Tracy is having a fire sale, make him an offer he cannot refuse :)

The houndstooth seats! Wowza!

“resurrect the Trailblazer name”

Nostalgia is a hell of a drug.

The rebirth of the Blazer name didn’t even need to be retro like the Bronco. If they slapped the name on a 2-door Tahoe, it would have been fine.

CALL IT INTEGRA YOU COWARDS

I’d buy an issue of a Jalopzine. Each month feature reader rides and stuff in the staff's stables.

if not marching in the streets