WAIT. WHAT. A GTI that y’know, is actually reliable and will last longer than a 3 year lease!? Yes please. 

I still want my Zeonic Toyota Auris, Toyota USA.

Current theory is that the Corolla will get the driveline from the Yaris GR4 to help justify the cost of development.

I’m all for a 270hp, AWD Corolla.

Bring back bubble era Toyota

Can’t wait for the inevitable Gazoo racing package on the Toyota Highlander.

I hope it’s just as wild as the Corolla S they used to sell here. Man, that right there was a hot car.

Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To do everything QAnon ever wanted, in one moment
Would you derail it, or just end short of the ship?

Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There’s vomit on his sweater already: Mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To sink…

You’re an ICU nurse? Today, the question isn’t what car you should buy, it’s what car we should buy for you.

The xB is basically a Corolla with a funky body in it.

If you don’t get to work I might die, so please buy a Corolla.

Vans are more practical for pretty much everything you just mentioned.

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Username checks out.

Who among us doesn’t appreciate a good knob? God knows I do.

Of all the Supras in the world this one is the best suited to play laser tag in.

That car just seems get cooler every year. And if you want to drive like Senna always be sure to wear white socks with your loafers when pegging the speedo at 8200 rpm.

I can already hear the jackasses that don’t understand how the first amendment works.

We seriously need a “where are they now” article on former Jalopnik contributors.

Maybe he should work on his English, instead. “It even sounds great on a Lada...” A Lada what?

All that work must have been exhausting.