You’re an ICU nurse? Today, the question isn’t what car you should buy, it’s what car we should buy for you.

The xB is basically a Corolla with a funky body in it.

If you don’t get to work I might die, so please buy a Corolla.

Vans are more practical for pretty much everything you just mentioned.

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Username checks out.

Who among us doesn’t appreciate a good knob? God knows I do.

Of all the Supras in the world this one is the best suited to play laser tag in.

That car just seems get cooler every year. And if you want to drive like Senna always be sure to wear white socks with your loafers when pegging the speedo at 8200 rpm.

We seriously need a “where are they now” article on former Jalopnik contributors.

Build ships in non-US shipyards? Fuck you!

Thank you for the explainer on the shady cruise industry. I am going to miss your snark and jalop knowledge. Business Outsider doesn't deserve you.

Maybe he should work on his English, instead. “It even sounds great on a Lada...” A Lada what?

All that work must have been exhausting.

EXACTLY what I need right now! Let the breezes blow through my tresses as I drive through mostly empty streets and highways.

You know what’s more astonishing than an 80% dive?

why were you late seaman?  I was waiting my turn to flush.