Johnny was still a few years away from being able to use DMC stock certificates to wipe.

I can wish. Though the proverb, “I can wish in one hand and shit in another and see which one fills faster” applies here.

Who the fuck is panic buying cars???

If Starsky only had a little Hutch I’m sure they would have made it work. 

Hypothetically fuck this hypothetical guy.

Yes. Fuck that one oddly specific guy, indeed.

Well isn’t the Audi R8 V10 just dandy then...

I about did a triple take when I saw this one last month. Obviously had to snap a pic. Haven’t seen one on the road since... the early 00s?

God, I loved the Vigor. Perfect size, so smooth looking and a tidy engine. Love the 5, I had a 91 Audi Quattro Coupe (inline 5) and now DD a 2015 T5 Volvo S60 (inline 5). I am a believer.

Vigor, please!

Mmmm... Inline-5...

This post is full of Vigor 

Next up:  hospital trains.

OK then, put them in data centers.

Strange world keeps getting stranger.

They’re parked on the lot right next to the $35k Tesla Model 3s.

*Automotive journalist petitions government to sponsor Jeeps for Jalops program to stimulate the economy and free up space on their property

You left out two other major issues. First, a lot of perfectly good cars got crushed because of this. And the carbon footprint of that disposal and building a new car generally outweighed the reduction in pollution from an older car.

Thinking about the number of innocent Peugeot 505s, Sterling 825s and Alfa 164s that died during Cash4Clunkers still makes me feel ill.

I had a he-hut but it became a she-shack!