Meanwhile - in Space Force:

“Most of that money goes to the players anyways.”

watch out, Shit Grampa’s trying sarcasm now

I think this logo best captures the real purpose of the announcement.

Stop posting stories from the pot dispensary. 

Instead, they are launching the United States Space Command, which will develop space war-fighting tactics, train an elite group of service members in space warfare, and create a new, joint agency to buy satellites and other technologies

Any plans on shoving a Golf R motor in there and calling it the Ragnarok?

1966.  You’ve come a long way, baby.

Now I wanna play Galaga for some reason.

First thing I thought of when I saw the side profile was the Stratos.

If he had gone for a Lancia Stratos a lot of people wouldn’t have noticed the difference.

From that angle, it looks like the Gremlin is stretching the skin flaps on each side of his belly...

The only 28 year olds I'm buying are either hourly or sportier or both

Looks like a Porsche Cayenne sitting on top of a Charger.

For what it’s worth, Ryan is retiring the Speakership exactly 3 years to the day he took the gavel and higher salary. The higher Speaker pension fully vests at 3 years. So for those wondering why he didn’t step down from the Speaker position in April, that’s part of the reason.

It’s more like he skipped backbone day.

He shouldn’t have skipped leg day

Yeah, no one tells Donald what to do. NO ONE!

Oh, my. Oh, my. Very, very nice. I see many opportunities for road sign alteration here!

Kobach: “Fellow Klansme- Kansans”