It must be bad when even the judge is fleeing the country.

Anyone who is appalled by the tone of this email is adorably inexperienced when it comes to receiving emails from the executive leadership down to middle management and below. The genre is always self-congratulatory and filled with ‘team wins’ that mean nothing to the recipients, but the execs feel like ‘sharing the…

It includes sports. That alone is a huge deal.

Good. Start reading, people, and don’t stop. Read Orwell, read about the Nazis, read about the FBI, read about the Panthers, read about the anti-war movement, read about McCarthy, read about the people who stood up against him, read about women who died from back-alley abortions.

You’re like the patron saint of not making a scene.

Girl Scouts is a mixed bag dependent on the troop leaders as well - I did brownies for few years and I quit because all we did was “girlie” shit like bake and learn to cross-stitch. (I was like 6 or 7, these days I would gladly learn to cross-stitch).

I always thought they were the most dead-eyed of the HGTV folks. Straight up automatons.

Thank you so much. I’m part Berber (that is: from North Africa) and we are in no way connected to the Gulf (nor is my family on that side even Muslim). The video is reprehensible (hearing the woman say ضرب with such sang-froid was chilling), and yet (and I know that chritter means super-well) Morocco is about as…

Pence is very much the reason I wish him adequate health and only the average amount of treatable inconveniences a person may experience. If I wanted theocracy, there are countries yet to choose from.

I pray for Trump to step on a single Lego every Friday night.

I appreciate when employees help me, but I don’t need 14 different workers asking me how am I doing. I know there’s mystery shops (which offer nothing of value), but jeez. The problem is certain customers love the attention. “Oh they’re so nice at _____” even though it’s all forced from top to bottom.

Goodness I’d love to hear the reasoning behind offering a settlement to Shiva Ayyadura. It just seemed like there was no case at all. 

Pro tip: A lot of this might have been avoided if you had a removable battery like we’ve all been clamoring for since the last one or two iterations. I’m just saying you should consider it, Samsung.

Microsoft Word is a beloved application

Rage stroke. RAGE. STROKE. Women contain multitudes. We are not a monolith. We are individual people with individual needs and preferences. What does this one want? Not the same shit as the lady in the cubical next to me, that’s what. Just like everyone else.

Even tabs bother me... I disabled mine... I just go through emails quickly... Sure, I get lots of promotional stuff, but that swipe-to-delete thing is the best function, maybe ever. Whole lot of nope-ing and I’m 1/3-3/4 of the way through my emails. I don’t really NEED them sorted... I get a fair amount of emails, but…

This case was a cluster fuck from the beginning. The search of the park in the area where her body was found was botched the first time around so they missed any useful physical evidence. And jail house informants are sketchy as hell.