Yep, he’s italian alright!

Dr Martin Luther Kitty Jr.

Isn’t a rhinestone halter top a bit too much for a basketball game, Annalynne gurl?

This whole photo, but Kelly Preston’s face in particular, is my next Facebook profile pic.

how would you do him? (not being snarky, I’m genuinely interested)

Ugh, this reminds me of the time when the nuns at school would make the kids give out the invites to their parties by standing in front of the class and calling names one by one. Of course some of us didn’t have our name called, at one point or the other, and it was always awful. I, myself, had a list for my birthday,…

Oh fuck these people. All four of them.

UHMM EXCUSE ME. Cinderella is actually a really good movie. Faithful to the Disney original, but without the main character being a victim or a pussy, and still not falling into the sassy sarcastic or goofy trope. The whole movie is empowering and surprising and even enchanting. It's DEFINITELY a movie for little…

sorry bro, drone strikes and billionaires getting away with not paying taxes speak louder than you being cute on tv.

people say weird things when they're hungry.

Hunger makes people say the darnest things.

Right?? I'm 28 and that would probably be my reaction!

well, I'm an immigrant, and I was uncomfortable by it.

Sooooo... Are we going to talk about Sean Penn's "joke" or what?

I like the way her hair is done up. So chic and original!

The problem is that Jamie Dornan, despite being objectively hot, is a dork. His vibe is way more Sam Weir than Dan Desario, so OF COURSE it's going to come off as awkward when he acts all macho. Not to mention that the expression "Laters baby" is very british and always comes off as posey when it's spoken by a North…

how was it? is there a review yet? how welcoming of peanut-gallery hate-watchers was the audience? were you able to groan and giggle? was it a rocky horroresque experience? you're our sherpa in this, Erin! help us!

YASSSSS! Can we be friends please?

how cool was the audience with your groaning and giggling? My boyfriend and I are hate-watching it (post-smoking and drinking heavily), and we'd rather not get kicked out of the theatre.

WHY ISN'T GIGGY INVITED?????