yeah, so? college is expensive!

why can’t you smoke a joint before an mri?

Ugh, this reads like an xoJane essay. What happened to the old Gawker?

Well, he did go through a divorce, so that explains a couple of those. Dem bills don’t pay demselves!

the model that tripped is in tribute of WTC7: fell for no reason.

Research sufficient for us and experience since 1976 has shown that dolphins are able to improve or heal a wide variety of conditions including depression, autism, Down’s syndrome, cerebral palsy, and microscopically [sic].

He looks like one of them lizard-peoples.

Irina Shayk was Ronaldo’s beard for a very long time. I guess now she’s Bradley Cooper’s beard. Is Kevin Spacey next?

I mean, if a scientist finds a group of very interesting new monkeys, and as he’s observing them he discovers that they’re all about to kill each other (in this scenario these are the only monkeys of their kind. just bare with me here), he would surely try to stop them.

Charlize Theron has the weirdest friend/relationships. Kind of like finding out that was Ellen Pompeo and Mariska Hargitay (?!?!??!??!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!) in Taylor Swift’s video.

that’s great!! thank you so much!

How much did you spend (flight not included)? And could you break down the price more or less please? Thank you so much!

Having my friends over and watching The Room like this

How does that work? I’m asking for a friend.

THIS IS ALL TRUE! I think the reason my boyfriend and I get along so well is because he’s very in touch with his feminine side, and I’m very in touch with my masculine side.

hey, i know this isn’t an AMA, but I’ve always wanted to know: do pharmacists get sales incentives to sell a certain brand of drug, like doctors do?

Seriously, I aww’d at every death, even the raptors.

I’ve never been dumped either, and I’m nowhere near as pretty as Leighton Meester! Just goes to show eh?

“Mrs. Bennett, am I right?”

How often do you see Kanye smiling? Kanye is TOTALLY Darcy!