yeah, so? college is expensive!

why can’t you smoke a joint before an mri?

the model that tripped is in tribute of WTC7: fell for no reason.

Research sufficient for us and experience since 1976 has shown that dolphins are able to improve or heal a wide variety of conditions including depression, autism, Down’s syndrome, cerebral palsy, and microscopically [sic].

He looks like one of them lizard-peoples.

Irina Shayk was Ronaldo’s beard for a very long time. I guess now she’s Bradley Cooper’s beard. Is Kevin Spacey next?

Charlize Theron has the weirdest friend/relationships. Kind of like finding out that was Ellen Pompeo and Mariska Hargitay (?!?!??!??!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!) in Taylor Swift’s video.

that’s great!! thank you so much!

How much did you spend (flight not included)? And could you break down the price more or less please? Thank you so much!

How does that work? I’m asking for a friend.

THIS IS ALL TRUE! I think the reason my boyfriend and I get along so well is because he’s very in touch with his feminine side, and I’m very in touch with my masculine side.

hey, i know this isn’t an AMA, but I’ve always wanted to know: do pharmacists get sales incentives to sell a certain brand of drug, like doctors do?

I’ve never been dumped either, and I’m nowhere near as pretty as Leighton Meester! Just goes to show eh?

“Mrs. Bennett, am I right?”

How often do you see Kanye smiling? Kanye is TOTALLY Darcy!

Yep, he’s italian alright!

Dr Martin Luther Kitty Jr.

Isn’t a rhinestone halter top a bit too much for a basketball game, Annalynne gurl?

This whole photo, but Kelly Preston’s face in particular, is my next Facebook profile pic.

Ugh, this reminds me of the time when the nuns at school would make the kids give out the invites to their parties by standing in front of the class and calling names one by one. Of course some of us didn’t have our name called, at one point or the other, and it was always awful. I, myself, had a list for my birthday,…