Repost, but applicable.

Oh man, after finally reading it it’s even dumber than we’d imagined. What a wet fart Nunes has produced here.

NUNES presents: Finding Memo

No pants in the trap is probably gonna result in a sand wedge.

You’re not lame! Probably just hungry. :)

Man, I’m lame because I saw this and thought “What a cute tiny bowl of guacamole!” I had to read the other reply to figure out what it really was!

Revolution brewing’s brewery/bar plays weird old movies pretty often when I go there, they can be pretty entertaining and usually sparks a lot of conversation on just wtf is actually happening in them.

This is the only bowl we’ll be celebrating in my house, but I do have to admit all the animal cuteness makes me very happy! Puppers!!

That video is so cute I’m going to die.

A very welcome reprieve from politics and what many think will be a blowout ball game (pleh, Tom Brady gets another fucking ring?), so I will definitely tune in, sloths or no sloths.

Wait....[lightbulb]....emotional support sloths are the perfect travel animal- they don’t move much are essentially universally loved and the person or persons needing the support would be hugged the whole flight. Boom!

This is ridiculous. She didn’t say anything anti-semitic (which I’ve definitely seen some anti-Zionists do). It sounds like she was frustrated and pretty justifiably.

How do I know menstrual pads work?? All I know is they absorb blue liquid!

True - we never see penises in Axe ads, after all.

Eh, they can still blog and ‘gram it from the comfort of their well curated living room.

Bitch please. Jay Cutler looked at that dead ass dolphin and was like, “I choke harder than that in the preseason, bro.” He then threw a pick six to the already dead dolphin.
Dude’s elite.

Yeah people are slow on the uptake. Everyone is now where I was about five years ago (I’m so hip)

maxine was a bad bitch tho. let’s bring her back.