Seriously fuck you guys though. When people act like this motorcyclist they get treated like this motorcyclist. Is it too much to fucking ask that people respect the god damn social contract? Fuck with the double yellow and get your shit kicked in

Ya’ll are insane, these people get to fly for free and all they have to do is dress in a way that United thinks is appropriate. Not much of a hill to die on.

If anything the Suns and Booker should be embarrassed for adding an asterisk to his name by losing so badly

These days anyone that includes a “SAD!” gets an automatic star

I might be wrong but I don’t think secret grand juries prevent future charges? All we need is some non-fucknuts on a grand jury.

This is good fanfic

Quality costs, friend

When you say bad you mean they only last 200,000 miles?

I don’t think that word means what you think it means

“You guys” is also gender neutral

Is this European Lifehacker?

You should calm down

If it was that simple it wouldn’t be news

I didn’t believe your commentary until my mouth was hanging open in shock

This bill is a good idea, fuck my 20 year old car

He was elected by democrats though

Ocarina is the best, you’re heartless

I guess the only thing left to say is fuck you

*Claims

Could Dems not filibuster his confirmation vote?