This must be why you only got 100k out of a honda

That is the only tax I could imagine being happy to pay

Never put any person on your shoulders at a concert you fucking twats

At least wackos self identify these days

If you think think A-rod is the good guy in this, you are wrong. If, on the other hand, you believe the Yankees are in the right, you are also wrong. Everyone talking about this is wrong.

Please never take the weekend off, the broken headlines are so much more painful when they last for several days

If you have never used mustard on a burn you should go burn yourself twice and compare mustard to anything else, make a mustard poultice if you're so inclined, and then try and call BS on it.

Not heard about TheMustard?

Unless your burn is bad enough that the skin is broken you should immediately use cold water on the burn and then apply the mustard, Grey Poupon if available.