I'll resist the temptation to make a joke about what a shitty chart this is.

Human heads all over the walls, and give him a deer head. Then it would be about 0.0001% crazier.

"Green Brain" Project, eh? Nice Brian Herbert reference! I thought I was the only one who had ever read that book.

Does he, uh, regurgitate it back into your mouth like a baby bird? How does second-hand despair taste anyway?

I ask you, how delightful was it to get the tiniest little taste of Russell's *real voice* before he slipped back into his oh-so-genteel Southern accent? I GOT CHILLS.

He's been on the show for a grand total of 30 seconds and he's already throwing Pam around? This dude is not long for this world, methinks.

So would that be Rule 97 then?

My money is on ex-sheriff Dearborn. I think it unlikely that he would resurface after not being seen for several seasons for no reason at all.

This is fantastically good news! How to Train Your Dragon was one of those movies (along with The Incredibles, Megamind, Up, and most Miyazaki films) that my kids wanted to watch about 50 times but never seemed to get old for me or my wife. The DreamWorks Dragons shorts produced for Cartoon Network were of…

But but but... it worked out so well in the Star Wars prequels! Right? Right?

Beaucoup Fish? :)

Ike Applebaum? Ike A.? IKEA?

She was also the "don't call me a skank" meth-junkie on Breaking Bad who dropped an ATM on her boyfriend's head. What a hell of a career hers is shaping up to be.

Have you seen Fido? He plays a zombie, so technically he's dead throughout the entire movie.

I've seen a lot of "dream casting" happening on the internet recently, which is one of the great fun things about an ongoing series based on a known intellectual property such as this. But when I'm bullshitting with my friends, we like to play "no-holds-barred" fantasy casting. There's two ways to play: pick a role,…

I met him at a book signing when Anathem was being released. Admittedly, it was only for a few minutes, but he seemed to me like a humble and friendly guy, who was genuinely happy to be meeting his fans.

CletusThurstonB - You're preaching to the converted, my friend. That album has been one of my favorites for about 20 years now, and I've spent many long hours studying the artistry of Derek Riggs.

I'm a crypto-solipsist, which means that I don't believe that any of you people actually exist, but it's a secret so I'm not supposed to tell anyone. Wait... nevermind.

That's a brilliant album cover. Look really hard, and see if you can find the TARDIS hidden in there somewhere!

Best news I've heard all day! It's been kind of a slow day, but still...