Good Lord. Isn’t it OK to just not like someone?

Thank God that’s not the case. Otherwise we’d be so completely, utterly fucked. Wouldn’t it also be terrible if Trump gave a speech that was slightly better than his usual disjointed ramblings, and as a result all news organizations focus on that instead of the creation of the incredibly racist VOICE department?

Yodeling, hmmm, sounds like my psycho kitty.

Ahhh!! I want to watch your cat watch big cat diaries!

......what has my life become.....

I don’t even treat my cat like that, and he’s an unapologetic asshole. When I leave he gets an explanation, a general ETA and his ‘shows’ put on repeat (animal planet’s big cat diaries). Other than sheer malice, I can’t think of a single reason to leave like that, much less turn off the lights.

I once spent an hour on the school bus filing my nails into points in preparation for a fight with a girl who was sitting on the SAME BUS three rows ahead of me.

A legit female rap beef of this stature makes me think gender equality is possible.

So. Much. This. Seriously I’ve had such terrible oral from guys who are like JUST YOU WAIT!!! and I’m like, yeah I’m waiting I feel nothing can you stop cuz it’s wasting my time.

Pence is less likely to lead to nuclear annihilation. Which is the most important plus right now for me.

Can we say his election was just practice and we’ll have the real one now? Please and thanks 🙏

My fiancé and I are getting married in October, and we were kinda talking about house buying and family starting. That all changed in November. We know we aren’t having kids for at least four years, if at all. My deepest sympathies for you. However you’re managing, keep on keeping on!

To be honest, I can’t stop paying attention because I’m an American Indian and I have a Hispanic last name. It’s a matter of survival. I need to know when they’re coming for me or mine.

Motherfuckers.

Brave is a word I would use to describe a woman willing to fuck your disgusting ass.

The first step in ethnic cleansing, is to dehumanize people by using terms like “illegals.” They are human beings, with families and feelings. Unlike you, who is a thoughtless pig fuck, who is no doubt unloved and a miserable twat.

Instead of being a public school teacher, maybe you should have been a billionaire, then just think of the impact you could have on kids’ lives!

failure Asian here to join in the solidarity.

Yoo: I’m not sure his actions are constitutional.

Yeah the pressure to be a high achiever is real. I know a guy, very barely, but he went to my same church, that killed his mom and baby sister because he just snapped one day. He was going to a $10k a year prep school and couldn’t handle it.