I was hoping for a Cersei Lannister-style walk of shame to the courthouse steps where he gets his hair pulled off.

Oh, there were definitely flubbed lines, but she played it off like a pro in that you couldn’t really tell whether it was a slip-up or an intentional jab at Spicer’s lack of ability to articulate himself.

The sooner people realize McCarthy is in the top 5 of the funniest people who ever lived ever the better off we’ll all be.

I think eventually Ivanka is just going to come out and show her breasts to the press corps, and that will be the extant of any WH communication.

I just never got the Kerrigan as pretty thing. Those horsey teeth and her inelegance. What sealed the deal as the ‘94 Olympics and her feeling that she was robbed of a gold. Oksana Baiul skated like a butterfly. I understand the disappointment after a lifetime of work. But when you are bested by someone, it’s…

This will bother Trump more than protests.

If only we could get him to only watch kids movies, and stop issuing executive orders.

Yea, my Reps/Senators are all Democrats, so I’ve called, but the response I get is basically “Yep, we agree with you.”

I’d start by disowning any friends and family you have who have ever voted Republican

Yes. January 27th. Spring New Year in many Asian countries.

Clearly a photoshop. Donald would have written “Your.”

Is anybody else worried that eventually, this wall is going to be used to keep us here?

He was pressed for time.

Meh. I’d be happier if he’d carved a nice, big swastika in Spencer’s forehead.

=) I’m pretty sure jokes like this pop up on all the former Gawker sites, I was just lucky enough to be the first this time.

Punching Nazis shouldn’t be illegal. It’s a goddamn American pastime, ffs.

If the guy who punched him gets arrested I will gladly donate to a fund to pay his bail. That guy is the hero we need right now.

“She is used to a certain lifestyle and you don’t understand that.”

Donny: money is not an object for my #2

Ivanka’s budget is $3,000 right?