I hope so since Trumps gonna make Nixon look like JFK.

Anthony Weiner not being dead in a ditch or renditioned to a black site in Yemen is proof that Hillary ain’t killed nobody.

This is a case of God getting drunk and saying “Wolf+fox+horse, let’s do it!” And it turned out amazing, unlike the other weird combo animals like the aye aye and the yeti crab.

He probably ordered the golden shower not knowing what it was, but figuring since it was golden, it must be really, really, tremendously classy. Tremendously.

I have domme friends. Powerful men are their bread and butter. Lots of judges.

I feel like someone said about him that he’s not actually all that into sex, but is into the power that sex (and non-consensual sexual behaviors, like grabbing pussies), gives him. God, so much bad stuff has come out about him, it’s all a blur now.

Point. He probably just bats it from hand to hand like a wad of bread dough.

Yup. If this actually went down, I’m sure it was eerily similar to the scene with Joffrey forcing the two prostitutes to beat each other.

*bing bing bing!* Winner gets a Kewpie doll! He doesn’t even fuck them; it’s all about the degradation & what they’ll do for his money.

Ignoring the clusterfuck that is everything else, I dig her lip color.

For the love of Fuck wtf America. Everything is just one big reality show except I’ve not been offered the open bar.

And he called BuzzFeed, who released the dossier in full, “a failing pile of garbage” who would “suffer the consequences.”

Nothing witty, I just hope he fucking dies.

We’re so fucked. So, so fucked.

Who would have thought Seth Meyers would emerge as the hard-hitting late-night personality?

Christ. The golden shower is relatively tame compared to the seriousness of the allegations in the report.

Mine really do crack me up... Duck no longer identifies as a “duck”. Won’t touch his duck food. Maniac.

So nice! Thank you for helping that cat!

Understandable. They have a shelter and each other to snuggle. This sweet babe is all alone on the concrete.

Your neighbor is the worst, but you are the best. I confess to being a little confused how someone in an apartment even keeps their cat outdoors. Even with a separate entrance, it seems like a terrible situation for keeping an outdoor cat in any weather given the population density.