Would listen

Fluffer.

Tight Pants Tryer-Oner.

I don’t even want to think about the bunga-bunga parties.

Ambassador to Italy??! What, because there are lots of guidos in jersey?? Lol this administration is fucking hilarious.

Where the hell are you living that you’re still seeing uggs worn with miniskirts? It’s still happening?!?!

Whoa what a gorgeous creature!

Just to be clear, is that 76 in cat years?

James, I was being generous. But you are probably correct.

She looks less like a cat and more like a Cat.

She doesn’t look at all like a cat, actually.

I didn’t want Maria to act her humiliation, her rage. I wanted Maria to feel, not to act, the rage and humiliation.

Will he get one of their haircuts??

“We have your president, what now suckers!”

The hotel’s not going to open itself...

Yea, WTF. Let him go. Tell them I said hi.

Look on the bright side, maybe they’ll keep him!

Times is hard for Katherine Heigl

She doesn’t want the pictures released and he’s doing it anyway. She agreed to a photo shoot for a magazine in 2012 not for his book.

I’m sure there is a way Leder could sound more like a creepy ass, I’m just hard pressed to figure out exactly how.