When you’re banned all your comments disappear! Which I didn’t know before. So basically I never existed on DS at all. It sucks so hard because it applies to adequate man and the concourse too and magary and feinberg are my favorite writers on all of the sites.
This is SO random and stalker sounding but I wanted to say this on deadspin but I’m banned there. I wanted to give so many props for your comments on the article on that stupid sign that those college kids had making fun of the flint water crisis. Ususally the commenter on DS are great, but I was horrified by the…
He’s the Rocketeer tho.
I did not. I wish I had, that’s a good cast. Ellen Page is pretty cool too- she was in this REALLY INTENSE movie Hard Candy, when she was younger, where.... well, go see it for yourself haha
I dunno.... are you a MOTHERFUCKING FLAG FOOTBALL CHAMPION?! Because if not, then no I am not you, and you are not Zukka :-P
I was raped by a “significant other” 14 years ago. I haven’t been in a long term relationship (longer than a month) since, even with 9 years of therapy. You’re so right, it’s particularly disturbing.
Hey, now! Ham (sigh...even with pineapple...) is delicious! I know ham. I’ve eaten ham. I’ll probably eat some for lunch.
Ooooh, a beer drinking war- not a shooting war. I will bravely cover my parcel of land and take on any Germans who might wish to drink me under the table. Then we will get up and make apple strudel in the am whilst hung over. Happily repeat the battle in the pm. Then Angela and Obama come to my house and show us all…
Please Canada, invade us, do it now!
I imagine them across a conference table from each while Jerod lectures them. They start to exchange smirks and raised eyebrows when he says ignorant, pompous stuff. By lunch, they’re rolling their eyes and making wanking motions. He leaves them at lunch so he can handle business calls and emails and they laugh and…
I think he’s actually just a sociopath who doesn’t care if anyone else gets hurt so long as he’s in a position of power.
Literally the only possible scenario where Kim Jong Un makes a positive difference in the world.
“everybody gets free Sabra hummus.”
WRONG! It’s sexual.
“My very smart son-in-law Jared, he knows how to talk to them. The la cayam and the hava nagila and the mozel tov cocktails. He’ll go over, meet with Netanyahu, they talk, maybe get Arafat to come to the table and ... he’s not? Well, who then...? Well, whoever, Jared’ll get it done. He’s a good kid. He knows better…
It’s perfect! He sends Jared off to the Middle East “and don’t come back until there’s peace!” Donald will finally have Ivanka all to himself. Maybe she’ll move into the White House, what with Melania staying in NYC...
