Who pissed in your coffee this morning?

Bahaha bahahaha!!! “Because you classy” = best.

Right? Furniture or empire?

OMG WTF. I would’ve thrown your dad’s phone right out the window.

“Underneath the Floorboards” was awesomely creepy but nothing beats “Look At Me” (from 2014, I think?)
I still think about that one.

And the whole while, the stories were coming from INSIDE THE KINJA!

In need of sharing. In college, due to a dramatic incident, my roommate and I had to be moved into a different dorm room. It was previously empty, and was next to another empty room (weird, because they were making many live in “triples” because there wasn’t enough room). One night I begin to have really terrible,…

ugh seriously, how does it not constantly refresh and move comments up based on stars?

IKEA BADAREN Bathmat - microfiber, 16" x 24" - $4.00

IKEA BADAREN Bathmat - microfiber, 16" x 24" - $4.00

I know! Like, I assume all of them are fake (for my own sanity) so when proof is provided IT’S NOT FAIR HOW CAN I PLAY IT OFF?

Why do I keep reading these? I don’t love myself.

Oooh! I’ve got one!

As (I’m sure one of many) a kid who went through s phase where I’d literally leap over the foot or so in front of my bed so some hand wouldn’t reach out to grab me, that would fuck me up good.

Yeah, proponents claim it will cure or help all kinds of conditions that are expressly not helped by being overheated.

Didn’t contribute this on the original thread because it isn’t really scary, mostly just weird, but what the hell, it’s almost Halloween.

The UPS guy knocked on my front door just as I was finishing “Don’t Worry I’m Leaving”. I think I’ve suffered a stroke now.

When I was young our house was broken into and I noticed the intruder hiding under my moms bed by looking in a floor length mirror she had. Guess who’s not a fan of using a bed frame?

Is that like a station for young artists who are rude to their fans?