A battle of comedic wit between two unarmed opponents.

Was the “magnificently formed hands” bit a joke on the whole “Donald Trump has tiny hands” thing or was he sincere? It is genuinely impossible to tell with him.

I am. Too old. For this shit.

I am just feeling so smug I am old yet able to understood 95% of that Seventeen article

did you find the whole “we’re never getting older” chorus depressing? shit, i am older. at the same time, i also feel so relieved that i’m old enough to not feel the least bit like i should be living that life?

THAT is what it is. I was thinking “fashion wise, the early 90s were fine but the late 90s? Why are we romanticizing this era instead of forgetting it forever?” But you nailed it. We all love shit from when we were born and THATS HOW OLD I AM NOW.

Thank you. I was really hoping I wouldn’t have to be the first to point out that he’s got one of those faces that makes you want to close your eyes and count down from 10 in the hope of forgetting it exists.

Bless her heart, she doesn’t know how to do her laundry and had nothing else to wear.

Gaga can’t help being reductive.

this looks like a trap for donald trump

maybe its really warm in there and he’s actually the one suffering. End Male Suffrage 2016

From the link about the Chainsmokers: “An antique school bus painted Day-Glo orange cuts through the craggy landscape 10 miles west of Denver, blaring dubstep and the gleeful whoops of college-aged music lovers.”

This is a better story if you imagine the “Halsey” involved is Admiral Bull Halsey, Naval Commander in the Pacific during WWII.

Man, I am old af.

Who cares about these actually famous people, where’s my vegan youtuber drama?

I hope Halsey doesn’t have to reach anything on a high shelf.

I don’t like “Perfect Illusion” but I’d walk down the aisle to it at my wedding if it meant I’d never have to hear “Closer” again. Everyone involved with the making of that song should be killed.

Leaving aside the rest of this mess, he’s not wrong about that Lady Gaga song.

That interview with the chainsmokers didn’t do them any favors....