damn, that’s somewhere between 100 and 999 dicks. I hope it’s 999 exactly.

As a person who's seen like a triple digit number of cocks, I'm gonna go with real.

Can’t help but to think how such of a dork he is. I find that endearing.

”Asking 4 It?”

So Kristen Stewart is....Taken?

Well, “get off my lawn” because I don’t like the newest ones. Essentially, if it was featured in the music video “Watch Me” by Silento, I hate it.

i feel like i’m hallucinating

I guess y’all never heard of Flemish Giants? Well, here you go.

Why wasn’t Left Shark in the 50 years of halftime shows montage?! #JusticeforLeftShark

she can do whatever the fuck she wants!

Hi

Bey didn’t almost fall - gravity momentarily forgot who it was fuckng with.

17.

I’ve listened to Formation 16 times in the past 24 hours.

Died. I'm dead. This is a ghost commenting. #slayedbyBey

I freaking love Beyonce. I love how she has songs that talk about how amazing she is, in the exact same way as male rappers always do. I love the image of her taking Jay to the mall to buy some shoes as a treat for being good in bed.

Socio-economic status has nothing to do with it. He felt he was owed something and blamed his behavior on her.

That line is the most I have ever felt like Beyoncé.

Like those tires would DARE!