I guess don’t fuck anyone in Dallas for awhile.

Ooh, is there going to be a T-Rex in this?

Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny!

Bald babies are weird.

Please! It’s no kitten.

Huh. That’s a pretty cute baby I guess. If you’re into that sort of thing. I mean I GUESS that’s a pretty adorable smile on her cutesy wootsy wittle face and.....Oh shoot! I just ovulated.

I love every single minute of it and am loudly applauding for him. Makes me want to buy a pair of his socks.

Omg. It’s a brilliant move on his part. It’s so smart.

Come sit by me, Rob.

did your computer/phone autocorret trial to trail twice?

“But a source notes there’s ‘concern’ that 27-year-old Blac Chyna is ‘preying’ on him ‘during a week time.’”

In a greige sort of way.....

I met a guy at a party recently. He kept striking up a conversation with me even though it was clear (to me) that I wasn’t interested. At first, he said “wow - you’re a tough nut to crack!”, then “you seem so reserved - it must be difficult to get to know you, but I want to try! Say, Tuesday night?” (I said no). A…

This is like, European monarchs level of family dating fuckery.

You replied to the wrong guy. I’m the guy posting pictures of creepy sloths requesting anal.