Other than the shape of Earth I think I could be a match! Esp the alcohol and depression.

I would totally reply to a message from a profile like this. So much better than “I don’t like filling these things out so just message me if you want to know more.”

Was she Canadian?

“Too worried about pooping” is also a great reason to not have (natural) children, if you’re a woman.

man my dude is obsessed with it, but usually turns down plain ol’ BJ’s. i’ve been trying to get to the bottom of this phenomenon and i’ve deduced that he just wants his face sat on.

Not with any partner of any size.

Yeah I don't see the point. It just tends to drastically reduce the quality of boyh actions. My blowy skillz fall off because of the angle and distractions, the dude is never 100% invested in his role, and everyone has their nose in a butthole. I mean...no thanks.

cis-straight-woman... OMG I’ve only done it once on the bottom and I think I nearly had a panic attack from scrotum suffocation... AND he has swamp junk. NOT OKAY.

More recently w/ current BF on top is fine... we’ve been together for like 1.5 years and we’ve tried it twice, it’s not awful, but it’s not at the top of…

Kind of like threesomes: it’s great in theory but in practice someone’s elbow is always in the way.

“too worried about pooping” is basically my life motto

I hate it. There seems to be soooo much more slobber involved than in regular oral and I’m too distracted by sucking cock to enjoy what the guy is doing. Also, asphyxiation by scrotum is not what I want my mother to read on my death certificate. Do not want.

I barely give head much less be willing to try this shit again.

I’m a woman who’s really tall and I often date guys who are short, and I can promise you that that’s about 10x worse. “Too short to 69"-face is not something I want to see again, ever.

HATE. Couldn’t tell you the last time. I like to keep my nose on the “right” side of the equation because I’m a prude who is scared of buttholes.

I personally just can’t relax and fully immerse myself in the good feelings. I’m busy focusing on taking care of him, not accidentally gagging, and also worrying about if my areas taste or smell weird or something. Booze or weed don’t help.

Why not?

That’s OK. Have you tried 68-ing? or Maybe 67?

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