The question is how many people made the noise at the end of the column?

Ramjet

Engineering ultimately is exquisite only if it lasts.....

Megah assshole goh fuhk yoghrselph

That won the internet today.

Kyrie to Denver!

I appreciate your honesty. That’s all you can do really. In today’s climate regardless of your position you’ll either be overstepping your bounds or not doing enough regardless.

I’ll give an update in the morning.

I’m assuming they got banned for that.

Please be Iroc

Well, I didn’t really ask you, I asked the staff if Jalopnik. Because I was curious. No one who works at my Apple Store does. Wondered where auto journalists were on the scale. I don’t think the two young dudes on ignition do? And they are on YouTube ALL THE TIME.

Any of you lift? How much you squat bro?

I remember one time I was reading an article and thinking, Torchy wrote a really good article, but it was Justin’s. When’s Torchinksys birthday? Man that guys awesome. Anyways, hope Torchy shows up to your birthday party to make it interesting. Justin, stay golden pony boy.

What’s the meanest thing, worst name someone has said to you in the comments section.

If ignorance is bliss and I am supposed to follow my bliss, is this why I’m always here?

Favorite YouTube car channel?

Choose only one.

Can anyone on staff do any cool car or motorcycle “tricks” wheelies, stoppies, jumps etc? caution- I will make fun of you miserably if you offer up something lame. Hopefully everyone else too.

Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?

Or Denver? Legal weed............