Sorry, the way the original comment was written it sounded like you considered Colbert being a good person and Colbert being a practicing Catholic a contradiction. I'm glad to hear you've learned a lot.

What's to discuss? He's been pretty open about how his religion is a source of strength and inspiration to him and it's part of the reason that he's all those things you love about him. Not everyone who is devoutly religious is an idiot/asshole.

I've never thought it was that terrible either. It's not a classic by any stretch of the imagination, but not the worst. "Wrecked" and "Doublemeat Palace" are both worse, in my opinion.

What would a wood-based bomb be like? A small fire?

It was a gummy bear!

I got in an argument with someone once over whether a woman would ever be a head coach in one of the four major leagues. He said the players wouldn't respect a woman because they were better athletes than her. I said that as long as she showed she knew the game and her strategy was effective, they wouldn't care…

Also Freaks and Geeks!

Technology is cyclical!

Will this be included in those "My Story" commercials?

Well, if she’s not going to say anything, I certainly can’t help her.

Just based on the picture used for this article, Carey Mulligan should play Joseph Gordon-Levitt's sister. It's uncanny.

Can he play the piano anymore?

Well, I guess this is growing up.

It's like kissing a peanut!

PRO-BUBBLE WRAP/ANTI-NEUROTOXIN

Friends! Help! A guinea pig tricked me!

*sings*

I had to hurry. Someone else would have thought of this and they would have gotten my precious upvotes.

When I was seventeen
I drank some very good beer
I drank some very good beer
I purchased with a fake ID
My name was Brian McGee
I stayed up listenin' to Queen
When I was seventeen

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