I love them both, but I connected emotionally with Buffy in a way that Angel doesn't come close to.

You're assuming that in 20 years the Texas Board of Education won't have as much influence on what goes into textbooks as they do now. Or that Texas will become less conservative.

I'm not gay, but I'll learn.

The same way nerds like us loved Armin Tamzarian?

To go with Big American and Theory!

But how are we supposed to know she's a lesbian if she doesn't keep bringing it up?

I saw American Authors before they got their break, and I thought they were the worst band I'd ever seen live. Then I heard one of their songs in a commercial and I was like, "Wait a minute, this is the same shitty band I saw live! They still suck, why are they in a commercial?"

Or sports!

I have a green NOFX shirt with a recycling symbol on it that says "Recycling the same music for 25 years". I don't really listen to NOFX any more, but I still wear the shirt because it's funny.

That scene is the entire reason I started watching Parks and Rec, so it gets my vote.

It's also used in one of those AT&T commercials with the two guys who get pulled over for driving reasonable speeds and like to put pepper spray on their burritos and stuff like that.

Oh wow, that's something.

What's tubgirl? I'm scared to google it.

That's not a question, professor!

64 slices of American cheese! 64!

I hope they do a study on the numerous fruits a rock can be shaped like.

Hufflepuffs are good finders!

You always know exactly what to say.

Once again, the conservative, sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!

Lime-Shaped Rock