"I never married. I'm not a grandpa."

I totally understood when the joke was "white people like Frasier" because the idea was it was kind of baffling and unrelatable.

I knew what this was, and I clicked on it anyway.

I'm on the spectrum.

Fuck being "normal," whatever that is.

I doubt the censors for USA or whatever channel it was thought to scan for nudity in a PG movie they were showing at midnight—much to the delight of 12-year-old me.

Huh. I'd just assumed it was a movie based on a book, as with Jurassic Park and some of Crichton's other work.

Wait, I'm confused about the series. So the cops knew that internal affairs were setting them up?

Westworld… I have neither read the book or seen the movie, but of the little I've seen of the HBO series, I was struck by how similar Anthony Hopkins' character is to Hammond in Jurassic Park.

Nah, I Googled it.

I don't know how many times I watched Captain Ron as a kid because you could catch a glimpse of a boob in that one scene.

Oh god yes. This.

Like a boy? Well then all you need to do is give up your own personality and style and adopt his!

I saw this tonight. I walked out very happy (gave it a B+ up top)—though I heard another audience member call the ending cliche, and a group of guys complaining that it was boring.

They introduced it a while back. I only thought I'd have to use it very sparingly, but as the election came closer and closer, I started clicking on it rather frequently.

Yes, and I've been wearing mine out lately.

Come on now.

Yeah, I know. I was just going for the Krandle joke.

Wait a minute… This breed of dog is pronounced, dock-sund? I've been calling them dash-hund! Why didn't someone tell me?

I was just wondering the same thing today. With The President, the House, and the Senate the color he was rooting for, who does he blame for stuff? What machine does he rage against now?