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I’m not latina but I have baby hairs too. I always hated them but have learned to love them in later life!

I just saw the headline “baby hair” and forgot we refer to Ariana as a literal baby

I know I loved it!

The obsession with hating her is so weird. A lot of the comments about her are heavy in bodysnark.

Was she blonde for awhile or something? Depositing color isn’t generally damaging.

I’m not fan of this girl, but can we let go of the bashing when it comes to Ariana Grande? I just... I’m having a really hard time with a lot of Jezz writers lately.

The bulk of your readers are women. Tearing other women down over silly shit like getting carried around by a handler doesn’t make a bit of sense to me.

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I thought Jezebel was against infantilizing women?

I think they mix coffee and Sudafed.

It amazes me how long they can talk about a product with such energy....I would be like buy it, don’t buy it...i need a nap.

i watch HSN or QVC when I can’t sleep...puts me out like a light.

I just picture her with a cocktail in her hand, saying “We’ll call them ‘Kiss Me’ Jeans. Everyone always talks about pants, like, ‘hugging’ your hips, but I want mine to kiss mine. Kiss my hips, pants! Kiiiiisss themmmmm”

Ditto, Jess seems like a sweetheart. I bet she’d be a blast to get stoned with.

Yeah it’s a shirt tail. Kinda looks like one of those sport skirt/short combos that ladies in tennis and golf wear all the time though.

She was possibly drunk. But in reality, she’s an idiot. Did everyone already forget she thought tuna was chicken? Or all the other dumb shit she’s said? She's like George W. Bush dumb. They always seem drunk.

I’m gonna say Jessica took too much Xanax, rather than booze. It’s nerve wracking to go on live TV, so popping a little Xanax is OK, but you have to know your tolerance.

Is it just me, or are all of the Kardashian girls forcibly being turned into knock-off Kim clones? I can’t be going crazy and seeing things.

Not a bra.

God rn

For about two seconds, my coffee-deprived brain thought this was Jared from Subway. What a clusterfuck that would be.