You know... You don’t see us Jews running around wearing motherfucking crosses. So why the fuck is this goddamn evangelical Christian wearing a motherfucking mogen David?!

The vodka might be causing some of those problems.

It is a common trick by alcoholics when they drink in front of people who know they have a drinking problem. Because apparently they think you won’t notice them going from sober to drunk.

FIFY...

She’s one of the best all-around entertainers of her time. Up there with Prince, Tina Turner, Madonna. Her concerts are full-sensory spectacles. There’s really nothing to be confused about. Some people get really into entertainers, some people get really into writers, or athletes.

She’s a phenomal performer and talent, like seriously. I am a trained singer (I know, I know) and don’t give out compliments on very many singing voices but hers is incredibly powerful and the emotion she’s able to (convincingly!) sing with is up there with Patsy Cline. She’s one of a kind and just the best out there…

Ok. I’m struggling with this. Have you ever seen her perform 2 or 3 songs back to back? Because if you have and you’re still not impressed/exhilerated/converted then I don’t really know what to say to you.

She is a positive, Black, female pop-star who makes fun music that makes people dance, socialize, and enjoy life. She’s just a great entertainer and is focused on empowering women and girls. Her band consists of fantastic female musicians and they’re having a great time doing it.

Aaaand that is what I look like after two (2) bottles of Cab. listening to Beyonce songs in chronological order.

Or in this case, Y NOT THREE

I am so ready.

Probably won’t be a post but YES, that was adorable. He is her #1 fan.

hey,i’m waiting for you guys to post an article about jay z fanboying at beyonce’s concert with nick jonas beside him.

To be fair, though, that’s not how your headline reads.

I’m getting Rebecca Black with enhancements of the abiotic type.

“Very stressful situation”? No, waiting on line at the bank is a “very stressful situation”.

As a woman who used donor sperm to conceive my daughter: um, this woman has a case. Race has nothing to do with it. Deciding to use donor sperm after several failed ART procedures was a very difficult decision for my husband and I; we spent hours poring over the donor profiles to find one closest to his genetic…

Seeing a lot of people calling her racist but she has been open about how much she loves her daughter. She has also been open about the fact she felt unprepared to raise a child with different cultural needs to her.

I actually know someone who did that and started talking about all the renovations they were planning. And then got REALLY upset when another friend (a contractor) pointed out that you can’t tear down a wall and make structural changes to someone else’s property.

As someone who has to wash dishes by hand (no dishwasher and no room for one), can I just say that all hippie dish detergents suck and you can pry my Dawn out of my cold, dead hands.