So I had this dream last night that my mom was new best friends with Kris Jenner and was over at her house but Kylie was throwing a party and did not want me there and wouldn’t let me enter. I said I wasn’t leaving without my mom, and we got into a huge fight. I woke up thrashing around and sweating, and basically I…

Tiger, his name is Tiger. Also, I imagine he’s just leasing Kylie as well, through Kris.

Don’t forget they almost certainly bought a used plane - the Duggars are all about “buy used and save the difference”.

I’m guessing it’s this: http://flightaware.com/resources/regi…

You’re hearing “plane” and thinking “jet”. Jets often go for millions of dollars and require millions more annually to operate regularly. A small used plane can go for 5 figures and is comparable to an expensive car. In certain remote areas it’s actually a practical way to travel. It’s not a trivial expense, but it’s…

I know plenty of people with private planes (consequence of living in an out of the way place) and precisely zero of them have enough room to fly 20 people around. Even my husband’s company plane only holds 7, and that one is owned by the most wealthy dude I know and is certainly out of reach for the average person.

They have a family of 21 though. I’m pretty sure they’re not talking about a twin-seat Cessna. Not with the money they *were* pulling down.

Their second-oldest son, John David, is a pilot and owns the plane. It’s not like a jet. It’s teeny tiny.

This has inspired me to start marketing a line of Maury Povich “You Are Not The Father!” workout videos.

I had one of these baby dolls when I was like, 9, and I was outside a restaurant one day throwing it in the air with reckless abandon waiting to sit down with my mom and a woman called the police on me because she thought it was a real baby.

And then when you need a fake baby to say you had the baby there’s places for that too!

I sure hope she doesn’t eat pork or wear mixed fibers, lest she end up in hell with the rest of us gays.

are you not in the US? every order I’ve done has had free returns/exchanges

Oh Please, I was young and never this goddamn insufferable. I also know plenty of other girls her age that don’t act like they tried drugs for the first time when it is their 100th time doing it.

“LGBTQIA”

Yes, she absolutely picks all the greatest hits of Trying Too Hard. Truly cool people don’t do that. Truly cool people just are.

I didn’t even watch the video. The Miley quotes were enough. Ooo, she smokes weed and takes other drugs - so cool. She has talked to trans people and decided that she sometimes feels like a boy, sometimes like a girl. She goes to a Chinese healer. She doesn’t hang out with other rich and famous people, despite being…

More like ok what do you really want since I can’t understand what it is you want and expect me to be able to read your mind.. Typical guy reaction to women..

Lol ok

Oh, good. I’ve been waiting for Rebbeca Black’s new album for ages.