Dude, he is confused and asking for clarification. This isn’t Blurred Lines. Women are, ya know, complicated humans capable of being indecisive about things. Plus hanging out with someone when you’re unclear if they want you there isn’t even remotely close to having sex with someone when you’re unclear if they want…

Ehhh this doesn’t sound “Blurred Lines”-y to me. This sounds like “you are actually giving me mixed signals and I am confused.” That is a legit thing. Very very different than “you continually say no but I *know* you mean yes.”

As much as I disliked jbeibz he is actually incredibly talented and forward thinking. He gets music, where it’s going, how to make you feel, how to make something fresh and different yet still mainstream and pop. This is legitimately a jam, he will continue to push forward whilst other popstars and teeny boppers fall…

tbh honest I love it and will listen to it with the windows down on my way home from work and while i take shots this evening

Honestly, it’s nice that he’s asking to clarify! And in such a pretty way.

::Spoiler:: He gives a THUMBS UP at the end.

FYI, folks who haven’t pushed a baby out: my shit was also wrecked, but my vag was as tight as ever after about year. I did literally nothing, too. Just, like, 2 kegels whenever I happened to read the word “kegel” in my everyday life. I’m not doubting the author’s story, just saying that there is variation.

A college friend of mine was worried she was pregnant - she and her boyfriend did a home pregnancy test and then played ping pong in the basement for a while (I can’t remember how long - an hour?) until the test was ready to read. I remember she said it was the longest, most tense ping pong game of her life. 15 or so…

A woman happy that she’s not pregnant?!

Two hours. GAH! I thought waiting ten minutes was agonizing.

Happy, healthy, 6 lb baby girl - ahh, the days of smoking right up until delivery.

What is Chrissy Teigen’s purpose on this show?

All I can think about when I see that picture is the sheer terror Nareesha must have felt as it got stuck and she got closer to the end. It happened to me once and it was terrifying! I mean I was fine of course, but it felt like THE END.

Literally the outrage over her hair is overboard. Did you read the story about Isis and rape? Please direct your outrage over there. She put braids in her hair, likely because she’s on vacation and wanted something easy. I’m no Kardashian apologist but this is just an overeaching attempt at outrage for outrage sake.

I will probably get a lot of shit for this but I have a soft spot for Odom. His dad was a heroin addict, he lost his mom at twelve to cancer, he lost his six month old to SIDS, he’s had a tough run. Yeah, yeah, he was a professional NBA player making millions of dollars and threw it all away for drugs and blah blah…

This is a great ad for butt implants.

I dig that wet hair look yo she looks like she just got out of the shower and happened to put on an evening gown like it ain’t easy to look that secksii with wet hair

In all seriousness, does Kylie (or any of the Kardashian-Jenners) actually know how to drive these fancy sports cars? I mean, it’s not like driving an automatic transmission Camry, driving a Ferarri takes some skill. Kylie can barely form a coherent statement on twitter, I’m having a hard time believing she can…

Theres a photo of me about..3 hours or so after giving birth: My husband is lovingly holding our son. I’m in the background, looking on from the hospital bed with a box of Cheez-Its in my hand and a mouth full of Oreos.