No matter how much you spend on marketing, this truck is not worth half the asking price.

CP at 15K.....7-8K and I would buy it and sing “Rubber Biscuit” all the way home.

With the addition of some race-oriented reinforcement, the Mini can be made a lot safer than it ever was, while still being a much better car.

Finding the Mustang II "amenable" is a sign of mental illness. 

About Jerry’s Porsches...

That’s why I make her wear Axe.

“To be honest, there are some parts that work just fine.” -Tiger Woods-

Made me chuckle

Will patrons be required to take off their shirt when visiting the restroom?

You can buy a 2002 Subaru WRX Wagon for around 5k. Why spend 10k more than that on somebody else’s project???

They probably have a program, but just can’t get any of their cars to qualify for it.

What are the odds she stole this idea from another pregnant comedian?

Damn near 2 grand for the 30k checkup. I call that a reputation. 

Owner decided it was actually too reliable and wanted to step up to a Range Rover.

burnt her hand on a small charcoal grill.

Because a Used Tacoma costs what a new Tacoma should. 

Will it be sold in the US? If not, no further questions.

I saw the text of your post before opening it and seeing the Mustang emblem. I have no idea why, but that didn’t come to mind first. My initial thought was that you were referring to the old Wheel Horse tractor emblem. I probably need to go to bed now...

Yeah, i’m pretty sure the “real tragedy” is Michael Jackson raping children.

Must be a typo, there’s a “1" on the front of the price....