So your saying, “good joke,” and original?

+1 Bootstraps!

The Tulip of cars...

Eat them!

I’m sorry. Someone’s got to say it...

Did they ever find your date?

[“He never used it to fight depression,”]

You know, there’s nothing quite like the fine, high mercury buzz you get from 24 pieces of ocean fish.

Cook a half pound of thin spaghetti.

“...AND washed the car inside and out...”

I guess that kind of takes the sting out of that 60 month loan.

Under unsolved and darkly paranormal circumstances.

[“recognize that anyone is capable of it”]

Why do you hate straw-people?  Bigot!

No.

He should do the max. Period.

This show was horrible.  Good riddance.

I’m irrationally in love with the best Gran Fury:

Least I could do...

For Yahweh, there is only Malt Vinegar and Salt.