Just do what I do.  When they absentmindedly swerve in front of you while staring at their phone, run them into a ditch.  And casually keep riding away.

Don’t forget their stop at Kentucky Fried Chicken after their “workout,” to puck up a 20 pc. bucket with biscuits and extra gravy.

Not rusty or unsafe enough.

I guess America has improved to the point that Smollet had to outsource his oppression to a couple of Nigerians...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straw_man

[“...someone at work gave me a Xanax.”]

Let’s deal with truth here. Fentanyl deaths are almost exclusively the result of “black market,” illegal Fetanyl.

Junkies die. One of the constants of the known world.

Junkies die. One of the constants of the known world.

I have an automotive design boner.  Not kidding. 

I’m sorry, but that clip is brilliant!

Got some news for you. If you’re a Twitter user, they have everything you ever said on Twitter—forever.

Dear Penthouse Forum,

I looped from ages 14 to 18, including a round in a US Open qualifying round, and I’ll say that in the absence of your regular caddy, a good local guy that knows how the course plays and can read greens can shave strokes off your game.

Your parents were right about the evil of rock-n-roll.

Captain Marvel is a man.

They avoid alchohol because it’s too expensive. I was in a bar last week, and they tried to charge me $8.00 for a pint of Guniness.

Probably the first time she ever picked it up. 

Because enforcing the laws of our country; laws that have been written, negotiated and passed by duly elected representatives of the people are corrupt?

If they would have advertised this “Cascada” in the U.S.  Would have done ok...