If you think your little “olive” skinned, flat-nosed, coarse haired sister is German Swedish, and that young Marge’s kinky hair and swarthy complexion are 100% straight Irish...

The dude is the richest man in the fucking world. He’d slay top-notch booty if he was a eunuch.

Just ask your bartender.  I’d be surprised if they don’t keep track.

As much as I despise drunk drivers and drunk driving, I find the totalitarian approach of mass stoppages and examination of “papers” despicable.

Over one million ethnic Uighurs are currently imprisoned in Communist China. Their crime? Practicing their centuries old culture and religion.

Your old lady rocks a Vette.  Get whatever the fuck you want that you can afford.  What’s the crisis?

Bartenders who steer lonely, tipsy chicks, with low self esteem my way, get big tips.

Just do what normal, less introspective, non-overly self esteemed cooks do:  Use Tomato Puree.

MORE lowrider posts please!

Right ON! Fuck the haters!

Your best choice in this case, would be to buy American:

How to keep a “Hot Wheels” movie from sucking?

I’m sure that there have been studies about athletes prone to injury. Some guys just seem to get hurt often, others, never.

Scrolling through, waiting for the NA meeting to start.

I strangled a Starbucks barrista once,  but not to death.

Never go into Lion country without a gun.

His vape sucking, socialist grandkids don’t want to drive a smog belching, earth heating, red-neck rolling monument to Americas’ industrial patriarchy, colonial oppression and cultural hegemony.

Just silly prices...

+1 “Wish sandwich.”

“...as an offering to the seller’s grandkids. He says they didn’t want it.”