Some violent meathead drops me as a joke, I’m staying down and limp ‘til my lawyer gets there.

Or perhaps you should read the response where I noted missing the price in the original post, and added a new recommendation more in line with $3000...

The irony of being “judged” by someone who works a coffee counter is not lost on me.

For dinner? Pfft. Yeah, that’s it.

Sorry, just saw your budget. Ducati Scrambler is a bit much.

https://scramblerducati.com/

I can allow certain “branding.”

I will insist to my dying day; Ford would have sold a shit-ton of those here.

Something like this based on the new Mustang.  Bet it would sell.

We need a RANCHERO!

Been driving a gas TC, two years now, for my job. My company has a fleet maintenance program—so it’s kept up.

If you’re gonna go big, this one is the one to get. 

Bongo still owes me for a dank 1/2oz. sack.

Beard.

A movie about racing cars!  I’m in.  Eff the haters!

Truck YeahFord Confirms It’s Making a Truck Smaller Than the Ranger

You can do all those things and look perfectly OK doing it in a $4,500 used F150.

You can do all those things and look perfectly OK doing it in a $4,500 used F150.

“Jo Jo” is a character. The real Siwa is a young looking, 25 year old, business school grad.

I thought “Ace42" did a fine job.