If you have a cat carrier, Jackie Chan asks to take pictures with you.

yeah brazil is still a "developing" nation by IMF standards but its also the 7th wealthiest country in the world. the problem is that income inequality is so damn high that the upper class takes helicopters to work and everyone else lives in a shanty town. you're not looking at the shanty kids here. Lavigne is…

Here's my recent discovery:

This is the internet - of course they are.

I was actually going to say I've been sleep deprived for the last 20 months. Coincidently my son is also 20 months.

This is a nice little checklist to use when looking at articles.

This would be exactly like claiming you were on the offensive line on the '71 Colts, if you also actually played the entire season playing on the offensive line but just used someone else's jersey number. Turns out that they had zero effect on the rest of the competition, especially since their times wouldn't even…

Great post - are you a meter maid, IRS agent, Tsa Agent or Hall Monitor?

I'm struggling to find the outrage here. I really am. Isn't it most likely that they probably tried to pay and get in but weren't accepted? I assume there is a lottery for this. My outrage meter is about at a 1. And, I almost never, ever say this, but I think this post is not only over the top but kind of a dickish…

The short version is that you should never respond to a story about rape with a deconstruction of the victim's choices. It erases the culpability of the actual rapist and, more importantly, doesn't actually work to prevent rape. Every piece of "advice" designed to "teach[ women] to take measures to protect…

Thank you for your helpful advice on how to avoid being raped by not being raped, on how to seek justice following your rape by hoping for justice, and on how to cope with being raped by not making other people feel bad that you've been raped. Every man should instruct his women thusly.

There are no communist countries.

Car Buying Agent.

Did anything you say actually refute the article in the slightest? There's nothing even slightly offensive about this.

Geez, that first guy...wow...

'Variations on a theme of ramen' is a great way to get started with cooking from scratch. You start with Ramen (not the cheapest, but not the best. It's supposed to be cheap, after all), and add stuff like green onions, Chinese cabbage, mushrooms, etc.