Optimus Prime was never a trai...

Holy moly... Next, they will be bringing bottles of milk in scheduled intervals, using only how many empty bottles to data mine how many you need replaced!! Amazing.

Mandarin is the official state language, and is also spoken by the majority of the Chinese internet-using population (who generally have to be middle class or above and therefore educated past high school).

If you have a cat carrier, Jackie Chan asks to take pictures with you.

People have been selling their blood to plasma centers for years without anyone trying to use their minor children as a way to raise money. Quite a few college students have done this to earn a little cash. All this is, is another use for blood and blood products that is already currently collected in an orderly,…

I almost died a couple years ago from blood loss (bleeding ulcer, it's a whole story) and as a result one of my heart valves was damaged. Because apparently your heart doesn't do so well when it's pumping mostly air.

yeah brazil is still a "developing" nation by IMF standards but its also the 7th wealthiest country in the world. the problem is that income inequality is so damn high that the upper class takes helicopters to work and everyone else lives in a shanty town. you're not looking at the shanty kids here. Lavigne is…

Taking back all the bad shit I've said about the young. They aren't useless, they just need to be farmed.

Riiiiiiight, the Tea Party means individual freedom and liberty.... unless of course you're a woman.

Some of the biggest expansions of police and government authority have occurred under conservative administrations. Hi2u Patriot Act.

Don't hold back now. Say what you really feel.

See and that's not fair. Most cops are perfectly reasonable people doing their job properly. You hear about the ones that aren't BECAUSE IT'S UNUSUAL.

In reality he was was arrested for shooting a video in portrait mode. That should be an arrestable offense everywhere.

Means...what? Being a liberal means cops don't have to respect your rights? I disagree.... so does the ACLU, the liberalest group there is according to some.

I totally agree with you, but with great power comes great responsibility and you shouldn't be able to throw someone in jail for no reason or fine them large amounts of money (when most of americans can barely pay their rent or grocery bills) because you feel "disrespected." You shouldn't treat cops like shit for no…

Any cop that is so stupid as to believe that anyone could shoot a bullet out of an iPhone camera lens needs to be fired on the spot. Even specialty, tiny caliber ammunition like 2.34 mm rounds wouldn't fit in the depth of an iPhone with any sort of firing mechanism behind it. That's the smallest round made and it's as…

It's time to start putting officers in prison for gross misconduct like this. False arrest needs to be severely punished. Officers need to be personally liable to civil suits as well as the city.

Alternate tagline: "Preserve how awkwardly not-cool you look during sex."

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This is the internet - of course they are.