I can't do it.

Ugh, my friends did that too. They thought it was hilarious to pick me up and move me and watch me freak out.

"If he doesn't want to, he doesn't want to."

I ALL CAPS-ED MORE. SO I AM RIGHT.

Google is honestly better, for some things.

"penetrating questions".

You wanting to ask such things doesn't make it not rude as fuck.

Depends on how you're built, though. A good half of my Asian friends are size 2 or below, and when we're standing next too each other I did't look much visibly fatter or anything at size 6-8. I would never have guessed they were that tiny, nor would they have guessed I was that big. We all judge people based on our…

BUT WORK IS A FREAKING SAUNA. WHAT SHOULD I DO?

I think it's that people who feel the need to broadcast their straight-edge-ness do tend to be the boring insufferable types.

I can agree to walk away.

And that was my opinion of your opinion.

Yes, there are countries that do that, but no one even mentioned America. The whole US-centric thing gets really old. Yes, this is a US-based site, and most people here are American or live in the US, but there are significant numbers of people that aren't.

I have yet to see anyone here express any sentiment of that sort.

I don't see anything wrong with justifying it.

My doctor told me one or two drinks is fine. But didn't say per week or per day.

My brother never got diaper rash.

That's not too much time left. Though Valentine's day might not be so fun

How many weeks left?

A little bit of each is fine, though I'd avoid hard liquor.