“You can have our daughters, but not our sons”

It is called irony.

Are we related? I have had a parenthesis in the middle of my five-head since before the hair on my head turned into pubic hair at puberty.

I live in the Alabama of California-the central valley just North of Sacramento. A place where every other house has a sign promoting the “State of Jefferson” for “more freedom”. The only freedom I can imagine they don’t already have is the right to shoot people of color.

He is correct, the Civil War was unnecessary. Let the South secede, effective immediately. Deport all members of Congress who are no longer citizens to Mobile.

I laughed so hard my dog woke up...