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They think they’ll be above criticism since they can all claim to have a gay friend now.

As one who stood by the TV holding the antenna in one hand and a big piece of aluminum foil in the other so my dad could watch football, I see what you did there.

Someone needs to adjust the rabbit ears on the dress.

Oh no, I’m pretty sure the Mets injury luck will catch up to Alonso, fully expecting this to happen if he gets moved to outfield and tries catching one at the warning track:

This ain’t no bar, looks like a coffee shop.

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I had this song stuck in my head for like 3 days recently. Enjoy!

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you through your vape clouds. No one wants to smell your coconut clouds any more than they want to smell your cigarettes.

It reads like a dog whistle to me. It’s the “oh I wasn’t really doing that” excuse when the people she’s signaling to know exactly what she was doing.

Looks more premeditated to me.

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Do you have kids? Are you in your 40s like me? Did you know the Verve Pipe (yes, the guys with that “Freshmen” song) made some really good kids albums?

In my 6th grade music class we were given an assignment to write an essay on our favorite music composer. Probably 99% of my classmates wrote about Beethoven or Bach or Mozart or Chopin. I wrote about Mike Patton.

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The extraordinary vocals of Steve Marriott.

Those clowns hired the wrong guy for the job. Everybody knows who the best designated hitter is.

John Kerry won the 2004 election.