According to my son, there is also a word for “I wonder if I should run around aimlessly.”

Haven’t read Schmuck since the Sun went behind a pay wall. Love Roch, tho.

They want to live in a world where that *is* the left, and the right is something far more cruel and evil.

Robbo, Sykes, Gary, didn’t matter, Scott sounded so good with all of them.

Pirate metal:

A brutal sendup of hair metal. Every one of their videos makes me laugh hysterically:

I recently learned that is a thing when our orthodontist recommended it for my kid.  When the palate is small they take out the eye teeth to make room for the rest.  We said no thanks.

I see your Johnny the Fox and raise you a Jimmy the Weed:

Good & Plenty or GTFO.

Well, we could ask the kid for his side of the story, but he probably doesn’t remember it now.  Or anything else from that week.

I was at a high school baseball game last Spring when, on the next field over, they began playing the anthem for the lacrosse game that was about to start. They. stopped. the. fucking. baseball. game. and. everyone. turned. to. face. the. fucking. flag.

I never saw the original.  When the trailer and title of “2Fast 2Furious” came out I was like, “Oh, now I get it, they’re spoof movies.”  Alas, they weren’t spoof movies.  I still haven’t seen any of them.

The one I hear more and more is leaving out “to be,” as in, “This thing needs fixed.”